Better Than Revenge

As of right now, I'm going for my dreams. Only one day with my family and already I feel ten times more confident than a week with friends. Lots have told me I can't do it, but hey, if I fail, it's because I wasn't good enough, not because I didn't have the guts to go for it. And besides, at least I'm making my dreams happen rather than telling others not to go for theirs. And no, if you're reading, this is NOT aimed at anyone specific. I'm also feeling a little bummed about not being able to figure out how to download ringtones on my cell. Right now, my top choice is My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas. Catchy, no?

Morning After Hangover

I hope you all drank a little too much eggnog last night and made the night memorable ;). Me? Well, I'm feeling a little bitchy today, so I'm going to give you all some advice: what to do when dealing with a person who needs to constantly one-up you all the time. I say, burst into fake tears and say your parents just died and you're failing school and that the house burned down. Let her or him try to one-up that. Kisses!

Here Comes Santa Clause With His Instruments of Torture

Merry Christmas, the only holiday when pimply, annoying adolescents can accost you for kisses and it doesn't count as sexual harassment. Of course, the tacky sweaters with creepy Rudolphs and Santas are abundent among our creepily friendly teachers who have long since given up on life. And who wouldn't look forward to the best part of all, a fat, old dude breaking into your house in the middle of the night to steal your food and leave you unknown presents that just might explode when you open them? Have some happy holidays, everybody!

Goldfish and M

In a random fun fact: goldfish only have a memory span of about 3 seconds. And I'm starting to wonder if the same principle applies to men. Or, to be more specific, a little friend called M. Together, we can find a cure for the chronically stupid.