Morning After Hangover

I hope you all drank a little too much eggnog last night and made the night memorable ;). Me? Well, I'm feeling a little bitchy today, so I'm going to give you all some advice: what to do when dealing with a person who needs to constantly one-up you all the time. I say, burst into fake tears and say your parents just died and you're failing school and that the house burned down. Let her or him try to one-up that. Kisses!